Haha! I love advertizing!

As seen on the label of a Glaceau vitamin water Endurance peach mango:

Caution:
usage may result in increased stamina(no, not in that way). further note: professional athletes have not endorsed this product. therefore, excessive use will not lead you to have a desire to be like mike, magic, or even athletes named ned.

vitamins + water = all you need

one sip, swig or gulp may result in boycot of other beverages.

(on the other side it says):

for best results, stick in the fredge.

the inside is natural. the outside is plastic.