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Haha! I love advertizing!
Jun. 1st, 2006 12:09 amAs seen on the label of a Glaceau vitamin water Endurance peach mango:
Caution:
usage may result in increased stamina(no, not in that way). further note: professional athletes have not endorsed this product. therefore, excessive use will not lead you to have a desire to be like mike, magic, or even athletes named ned.
vitamins + water = all you need
one sip, swig or gulp may result in boycot of other beverages.
(on the other side it says):
for best results, stick in the fredge.
the inside is natural. the outside is plastic.
Caution:
usage may result in increased stamina(no, not in that way). further note: professional athletes have not endorsed this product. therefore, excessive use will not lead you to have a desire to be like mike, magic, or even athletes named ned.
vitamins + water = all you need
one sip, swig or gulp may result in boycot of other beverages.
(on the other side it says):
for best results, stick in the fredge.
the inside is natural. the outside is plastic.
